If penises could fly, my ass would totally be an airport.
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
In Denver there are more bars per capita than any other city also the healthiest city. That means lots of drunk girls and no fatties.
He kept singing "who's that peekin in my window" we thought he was high til we realized someone was lookin in the windows.
Oh, and my friends believe you should reimburse me for the brazilian that was gone to waste.
What color are my eyes?
Ummmm... 34 C?
You are like the only girl I know who tells their booty call to go find another girl just cause you want more sleep.
Are you coming to the bday night? i'll be doing a life-like reenactment of traveling through Bonnie's vaginal canal and taking my first breath of life. Don't think you'll want to miss it.
I can bring a slip n slide and curtains.
SHUN THE NONBELIEVERS. THUS SAYS THE NIPPLE LORD
On a happier note, I can fit in my old shorts. Dope does have its perks
We were walking to the bar with a group of people and literally made 4 stops in people's lawns garages or random walls for him to eat me out
The fact that my boss lets me drink on my lunch break makes Mondays much easier.
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
dude igloo, 4 foot bong, and 3 grams of blue dream. will you be my eskimo buddy?
Don't get mad at me now, you have my car and all the doughnuts
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