We found her naked passed out on the bathroom floor. She didn't even make it to the shower. She was clutching the bathroom rug.
she was literally 3 feet away from the garbage can, said she couldn't make it, and then proceeded to vomit on the floor in front of everyone in the restaurant
Lets get real here, ive seen your moms breasts multiple times
Turn on the Discovery Channel
Lets fuck to motorcycle gang fighting
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It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
all we have is white fucking wine this is a travesty it's christmas not a fucking funeral
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
The only person more miserably hungover from the party is the dog, and that's because he ate some balloons
He signed my ass with a Waffle House pen.
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We're the worst. Two people without their shit together do not make a functional adult.
What're you gonna do with the rest of your night?
Probably watching cooking videos and fantasizing about pie
What shade of lipstick clearly states, I'm only attending this wedding for the drugs and groomsmen?
I'm taking pictures of my asshole to send to my boss. This is not what I had in mind the day after thanksgiving.
Totally reading about penis envy for my final exam
doc says my ankle might be broken, they're going to do xrays. He asked me what happened and I told him if he could find out that would be great.
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