I got an 8 ball and a free entrance pass to the strip club, if i dont get laid tonight I never will.
sooo... you have no idea who nailed their tubesocks to my wall?
It was honestly like he was directing a porno or something. he kept telling different people to grab other people's boobs, it was all very artistic.
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"it's Wednesday" isn't a good enough excuse to take my debit card and use it for your own drunken needs. You owe me 250 bro
And really all I wanted was to be like "hey can I borrow your dick for a few hours this weekend?"
That is an awkward looking cockshot, not gonna lie
YES. YOU ARE GOING TO HAVE SEX WITH ME WHILE I SING LES MIS.
I just came inside of a Gatorade bottle. That hungover.
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So much for doing Irish car bombs in my grandpa's memory.... Asshole.
I'm so glad you support me having casual sex with your uncle
took shots off of a myriad of fake boobs last night. It was glorious.
No joke. There's a picture of the priest I made out with on my parents' refrigerator.
I just announced to Denny's that I'm not wearing a bra.
I'm like the total package- I don't want a relationship and I have daddy issues. What more could he want?
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