I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
I'd like to come home and be able to sleep in a bed that's not filled with crumbs from you getting too high and passing out while eating. This is seriously getting ridiculous.
Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
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I just got this text "hi this is Julie, I met you last night in the bathroom. You asked me to text you and remind you that you ate an entire lime, because you figured your sober self in the morning would be confused."
There's a stripper banging on the door demanding to see you.
Also, my drunkenly packed sleepover kit consisted of a singular sock, my uncharged laptop, and a pack of post-it notes.
Had a booty call cancel on me tonight. Said he hurt his back. So this is what single and 30-something is like. Suck.
Walking into the first day of college is like walking into a meat market. A meat market of sex.
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I'm sorry but you're choosing a girl that faked a pregnancy when you wouldn't return her calls over a more attractive sane girl who you begged for a chance with last week? God you're a loser.
In the bath trying to absorb water through my skin because I can't drink it.. That hungover
Also he didn't buy condoms after we ran out last week. Luckily I had one, but I told him he should be more optimistic about getting laid
Flatmate got laid for the first time in 3 years. I'm baking a cake.
All I've had to eat today are potatoes...and by that I mean vodka and chips
I am so not sober enough to have a 5 minute conversation in Spanish
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