I'm in love with you.
huh?
Don't be nervous. I'm just saying - if you had a dick, I'd suck it.
yeah that facebook group of people who have had sex with me probably isn't to discreet...
He's on drugs...like drugs for horses.
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
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I dreamt I won the Huge Cock Championship last night. It was glorious.
You tried to sled down the middle of the street. In. Your. Coat. Of course you are bruised.
Im pretty sure he just said he wants to make a baby with me, but he's pretty shitfaced, so I'm not sure if he knows who I am.
Given my current decline of critical thinking and capacity for speech it's probably best u call the cops
Well idk about you but my nose is all recovered for the weekend.
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Hindsight is 20/20. Or a bladder infection.
Can I just have sex with him and then never talk to him? I need him to be the Mr. Miyagi of my sex life.
Of all the kinds of relationships I've had in my life, I'd have to say, lab-partner-with-benefits takes the fuckin cake
There's a video of you almost falling asleep in a bar stool listening to Jimmy Buffett. Nekkid.
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
i think i left you like a 5 minute message about the mcchicken burger i was eating. I think I called wanting sex but the mcchicken burger was a lot more seducing.
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