If they made snuggies with a sleeve for my morning wood, id consider buying one...
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
Mark is going to get hypothermia. he is shirtless eating snow bc he "doesnt want to be dehydrated" tomorrow. youre in charge.
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And then he proceeded to take my heartbeat, because apparently that tells him whether I was faking or not...
its safe to say i can delete the contact in my phone "brandon random bus make out" from spring break right?
in literally every picture i'm wearing less and less of my costume.
She started howling at the moon. That was pretty much the deal breaker.
I think she's going to be dangerous to drink with, but I'm ready for the adventure.
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I woke up to find my purse full of puke, and all I could think was not again.
Oh shit. The hangover. It has taken 20 mins and 5 attempts to tie my shoelaces
This bar smells like your ball sack. In a weird way I miss you.
I mean, he'll either figure it the fuck out or set my apartment on fire. Either way, it will be entertaining.
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
first he passed out on the toilet...then hugged it and screamed no no no as i tried to pull him out
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