i feel like im doing the pre-walk of shame..like every car that drives by is like, ooooo look at that girl, in that itty bitty dress, yep shes about to get her skank on tonight...
Im so hungover
Come over i have rolls
Ecstasy rolls or Challah rolls?
at FSU your more likely to get an STD than a parking spot
My cardio has turned into running out of the cold from bar to bar.
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I should just tell him this. He doesn't need to be all nice and ask me on dates and to do gay stuff like hangout during the day. I'll still sleep with him regardless.
looking back it was a good thing we were too wasted to fire up the chainsaw
I hope there's a soldier with a Bedazzler just going to town right now.
At first I was horrified but then he explained that he shave a "soul patch" on his balls... And I was still horrified, but I went with it.
I woke up naked to an alarm set for 11:18 pm and missing a shoe. How was your night?
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Doing laundry. My jeans from last night smell like chicken wings and motor oil.
He managed to rip my nipple last night....
We aren't doing Shrooms tonight bc that would be friendship cheating on you
Haha! I swear, it's like I'm talking to Buddha with a slutty agenda. You are so full of wisdom.
I got a pots and pans set and a vibrator. Merry Crisis.
why the hell are you crying over taco bell?
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