he made a joke about you fucking his daughter...i think youre golden
votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
have the fact that the early bird is danced upon by the prettiest strippers be your motivation
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
There are pictures of you on the shoulders of some old guy dressed as borat
It smells like someone died in our apartment and ya'll used some random orifice of his body to smoke weed out of. Side note, how did we get a guitar?
I have a boner and a quesadilla why aren't you here
Did you like my voicemail? Sounded like I was being murdered, right?
By a pack of ravenous dildos
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
If it meant we had chicks like that every weekend I would gay marry the shit out of you dude
My vagina is screaming your name . Wtf did you do to it
I think my AA sponsor just booty called me.
Jesus I should have learned from my first marriage not to get married again
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
Why does 2015 have to start with so many regrets?
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