Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
The walk of shame is so much worse when you've spent the night third wheeling.
then she made me sanitize my hands before fingering her...i may have found my soulmate
letting you know, as a good neighbor, that when your windows open and your shade is up we can hear and see you dancing naked to money maker... nice boobs
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she sucked my dick to get the taste of the last guy's out. I need to find a new friend with benefits.
So does it count as really great road-head if he ran over 3 mailboxes before realizing he was off the road?
When I start puking tomorrow, just let me be. it'll start around 8:35. just let me heave. i love this part of my morning.
he said he would handcuff me to his penis. thats not even possible. i want to go home.
Seriously he's so hot. And it's so hard to flirt with a deaf guy
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He kept calling my vagina a magic clam, and it was speaking to him, telling him to feed it his penis. I played along.
Seriously-without actually meaning the statement for it's words- that made me want to put a baby in you.
Ten minute nap on a staircase honey badger don't care
I love you. Mom got to wasted at the wedding that she threw up on my shirt.
him being a republican bothers me way more than his coke problem.
my roommate had a few special brownies and wrapped my purse and one of my shoes and left them under the tree for me...
FYI my mom is sending thanksgiving "samples" of her fancy pot stash for us this weekend. I bring the BEST family leftovers.
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