last night i got mauled by 2 gay men who were trying to make each other jealous by making the other think they could swing back- you're going to love atl
Pretty sure I just became the first person ever to use the word "boner" in a wedding card...
I'm so hungover all I can do is stare at my curser and hope it starts moving on its own
She's just so happy...and so naked.
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Either I'm deep cleaning my apartment out of severe academic procrastination or I'm subconsciously nesting and need to take a pregnancy test.
I almost lit my balls on fire tonight.
her 18 year old son fed me pieces of a french roll like a pigeon, as I lay on the floor of the bathroom crying.
I promised him we could have sex if he would let me take him to the hospital to get stitches.
If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
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Well I just finished dry heaving so I think breakfast is a little further out for me
How do I say "I want to suck your balls" in a classy but sexy way,
You’re about to have a sober threesome with a rando at a Fenway bar?
He showed up at 1:10AM covered in mud and vomit, wearing a headband that said victory in Japanese. I WANT PICS.
Already doing pt exercises by picking my margarita up off the night stand. Fuck yeah.
I don't think there's a ladylike way to tell this guy I want to sit on his face
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