sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
His internet history had "Disney Porn" on it.
Am I the only one creeped out by the guy asleep behind our couch?
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So my OCD kicked in and I cleaned his kitchen. His roommates were so grateful, they tried to pay me in weed.
YOU ACCEPTED, RIGHT?
Hey, umm this is awkward but I want to apologize in case you find gum in your pubes. Not sure if I swallowed it or spit it out. It's all a blur.
Late night whataburger runs are great, except if you're the one that gets left black out drunk puking in the backyard drinking from the water hose
I decided not to eat, and then this man was my fairy " don't black out" godmother
I came back and almost ran over two people passed out in my driveway I've never met before in my life
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After much deliberatipn and vodka, my favourite phrase of Christmas 2012 is "penis of last resort"
I don't know if I want context or not...
Context involves faux incest and champagne. Id go into detail but im on shot number 5.
Dude, just found out there's a monster in a video game named after me. No more dating nerds.
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
I'm not sure what step "make amends" is, but my phone is on
I'm getting drunk by myself again. But I'm not shotgunning any of them. That's self-restraint, right?
I walked into Anna's room this morning and she was like teary eyed, with pizza sauce all over the place
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