spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
i can't wait to kiss dudes with my vampire teeth in.
You named all of the cocktail shrimps and then tackled a guy for "eating Henry"
Everything smells like syrup. But I guess that's better than last time when everything smelled like beer.
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You came back with four clearly unattractive women and wanted to throw a dance party in my room.
Ok now a guy in a winnie the pooh costume is grinding on some chick to the song shots
I'm just walking around Lowe's groping the carpets....
Is she still in your room?
Not for long. My plan is to smoke her out like a small woodland creature.
I want you to read this conversation tomorrow and be proud of the fact that you taught me how to decipher any drunk message. Good job.
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There are two guys dressed like Spartans from 300 at this bar and they're making out and I needed you to know this
well you don't shave your pubes into a handlebar mustache and keep the party to yourself
I was just asked by a police officer to not come back to Lancaster...
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
I have finally found someone I enjoy for reasons that do not necessarily include his dick
Guess how much it costs to flush your pants down the toilet?
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