theres a boy scout troop on my plane. right now theyre playing wilderness games. let me just tell you how excited i am to hit on all of them
all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
the best job he will get is a sex ed teacher in alabama
and she said "My body is an orphanage, I take everybody in"...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
in retrospect, i probably shouldn't have referred to his dick as "travel size"
she walked in on me snorting my prozac. there was no way to convince her i was doing a good thing.
Escorted a stripper to her car last night,and all I got was a "Thanks" and "Go Steelers."
This dude was wearing a "Plan B- One Step" backpack. I wonder how many more I have to buy until I get mine??
She kept saying how cute and adorable I was. I felt like a care bear getting a blowjob
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So I'm guessing that puking on a camper is a straight path to instant termination?
I wanna go back to school and change my major to psych just to make a case study out of her
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST
I like to listen to classical music when I eat taco bell. I think it cancels out the aura of poverty and desperation.
Your parents are gone and we haven't fucked in their bed... why?
He has to be employed and covid free. That’s my standard. I can’t be picky. 2020 has killed my sex life.
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