By the way, shout wipes are a gift from god for people that throw up on themselves.
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
Its a sad day when your bush has a better set of hair than you do
I've been here 20 minutes and some creepy old man told me he wanted to know what my insides felt like. I hate gay bars.
I was just informed that you are the reason for my 2 missing front teeth.
Then he told me he was proud of me for remembering that i blew him that night.. Maybe my drinking is getting out of hand.
Find a vagina and bring it to me. Like feeding a tiger.
Those tiny little fruit fly looking mofos. They fly past the phone and I grabbed them like Daniel-San
Im hitting on this chick at a stoplight when all the sudden. i notice this chick blowing some dude in the backseat.
Apparently I missed the "You may have to jack off a horse" part of the application.
I walked into Anna's room this morning and she was like teary eyed, with pizza sauce all over the place
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
Grandma and I are gonna see the new Tarzan movie, because we both appreciate shirtless Swedish men
The only thing i ask you for is vegan food and sex.
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