Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
I couldn't walk, so he carried me all the way home; and then I told him that I wasn't drunk enough to fuck him. Poor kid.
im downtown. alone. lost. drunk. dressed as santa. dont find me. i just heard someone say mechanical bull.
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Remember when we pinky swore we'd never feel hungover alone...
Make me a sandwich
The day you make me feel like my detachable showerhead does I'll make you a sandwich.
Tommorow.Eggs Benedict and surprise blowjob day
I want to name my colorful bowl Batman. Why? I still have yet to figure it out. But I'm calling it Batman.
This is my punishment for trynna have a festive time with a stranger. I always forget you can't get weird with one night stands
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i woke up at 4 pm face down on my hardwood living room floor. i would say its a new low but i think I found my new napping spot
You have better ratings than Crest. Only 4/5 dentists recommend it. You have 8/9 recommendation for your blowjob skills.
I just had a drunk lesbian experience.... How do I break it to my boyfriend??
Omg I got up from his bed and almost did a header into the wall because I came so many times I forgot how to walk.
I had to ask her to let go of my cock this morning so I could go home. She just kept saying "no, please, no..."
I promise I won't bug you anymore, I just need the following things at your convenience but preferably soon: my earrings, cup, and panties. Thanks. Good talk.
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