in vegas stuck in the middle of a pride right now
Pride?
thats a pack of cougars
go fuck yourself
I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
$22.99 left in the bank til payday = 3($7 jack & coke) + 2($0.89 T-Bell taco) + $0.21 in case of emergency.
math is fun
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
on the list of things i learned today that are not stripper poles: ex-boyfriends, table legs, and police officers.
At no time is it ever okay for my doctor to compliment my tattoos, when giving me a physical exam.......
so getting blacked out last night has made my lips so beautifully red for pictures today... and they say nothing good comes from alcohol
He said he could outsmoke me so I challenged him to a weed duel. I don't always very competitive but when I do...
He goes from zero to fucking up in 2.4 drinks. Like the sportscar of bad decision making.
That awkward moment when the guy you were hitting on at the bar last night is a possible suspect in a murder case.
Its 7am I'm awake still drunk, there is food, random clothing and road cone in my room. I can't decide if this is a failure or a success???
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
The amount of illegal things I've done this weekend is astounding.
i just found a pair of your underwear stuffed behind my harry potter books...was that on purpose?
haha no, it was majik
Gov of Georgia is going to allow massage therapists to return to work.
Gives a new meaning to 'Happy Endings'.
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