I'll buy you a vibrator, we can get married for tax benefits, and live happily ever after with lots of doggggs.
Dude i dont know how people can complain that waterboarding is such a bad thing. I just sat through a fucking puddle of mudd show. Now thats torture
I am about to be in my happy place. (the shower with a 6 pack)
haha I love it when I find out that girls who were mean to me in middle school are now some random dude's baby mama. thanks, facebook.
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I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
waking up outside has become so normal, the paper boy knows to set the paper next to me
He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
You were throwing up and said, "Whipe my face, I must look presentable at all times."
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
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I drove two hours just to throw up on myself today at the beach. My family saw the whole thing and my younger cousin cried
they adjusted my tv to black and white ... i thought i drank myself to colorblindness
I feel like it went downhill once I decided we should take $100 tequila shots.. oops lol
no we have a special triathlon I'm entering us in. drinking, fucking, and sleeping. I think we have a good shot.
Sooooo drunk. We had the best sex ever and after he looked at me and said "That's whats up". I looked at him weird and he said "Young Jeezy would say it" and passed out on me naked. I think i might be in love
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
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