I wanna bring you to show and tell
You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
If i could tip my vagina, i would.
so her cute freckles turned out to be blackheads
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his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
She just fell in the river. Meet us downstream with the bottle.
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
She was mad I came so fast. I was like, It's the Olympics! Fastest time wins! We can train you in the offseason.
This is embarrassing but i think i might have left my fake tooth at your house on your night stand.
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Realized we were outta oj used gerber graduates mixed fruit juice as a mixer. Mother of the Year award right here
low point in my life last night. licked pizza grease off my iphone screen..
I almost drank vegetable oil. Where were you? I needed you.
Drunk is not a location!
I opened the door, threw up on the street, wiped my mouth and flashed a thumbs up to all of the cars behind us and kept on driving
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
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