he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
id be glad to
yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
So i'm in a museum and theres a punch bowl from 1765 with a picture of 3 men forcing the 4th to drink the punch bowl. Colonial hazing
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
I never thought I'd say this, but there is a life threatening amount of rumpleminz in our freezer
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
IF I CAN STICK YOUR DICK IN MY MOUTH, I CAN STICK MY GUM ON YOUR NIGHTSTAND.
It was only funny because some guy across the street was getting his mail and he just stopped and watched me throw up everywhere
I feel like I'm a car that keeps getting Bacardi 151 instead of fuel
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score onr for mom.
I didn't know it was possible and I don't know if I'll ever be able to do it again on my own but he literally fuck me sideways.
What's a really polite way of saying "you have gravely overestimated the value of your vagina?"
I just want to find somebody intelligent enough to trick my parents into thinking she's not a trophy wife. Is that too much to ask?
Good thing he's hot and my vagina likes him or I'd be at Dennys right now.
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