What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
This baby is an asshole
I fell asleep while studying last night and woke up smelling like whiskey and sex... words can not describe how confused I am
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I got slapped by a drag queen and bitten on the arm by either a random girl or a weird mouth shaped dog. Tough to tell without seeing the teeth
I woke up still drunk to a beautiful tattooed columbian man making me pancakes. How's your memorial day?
Day drinking! Today! (tomorrow too!) Our place! Whenever you get off work! Ready go!
It started out as friends with benefits and now I'm picking up her kids from daycare...what has happened to me
You left your underwear in a sandwich bag on my kitchen counter.
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Have you ever had chicken nuggets while high? Because it tastes like hearing the Beatles for the first time
I preemptively put on a cape before eating a bunch of weed brownies. Best decision ever.
It got weird I got a phone call while looking at porn and the video started playing while on the phone full on porn audio.
Please tell your friend to stop shitting in my closet.
Why are you barefoot at a strip club?
Idk... I'm not sure why anyone would use a flesh light in general. Let alone hook it up to a wifi device.
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