It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
I feel bad for the person that has to clean the dishes that I peed on last night.
Note to self not a good idea to try and make out with a girl when she's crying over her boyfriend
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
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I jerked him off and then punched him in the face for no reason. Typical evening drinking Sailor Jerry's.
Learned a valuable life lesson last night. It's titled "Tequila: Still A Bad Idea".
We invented this drinking game where you pick and random video and drink for every misspelled word in the youtube comments. It did not end well.
Im eating a cannibus peanut butter and jelly sandwich, while snuggling a stuffed animal. Either this flu is really really harsh or I'm some kind of stoner toddler
Just visited the liquor store.... for the 4th time today. shits gonna get weird
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I found a video of myself completely naked on my phone giving a drunk tutorial on how to shit properly while blindfolded. Did you record it?
I woke up and discovered I gave new meaning to the term "pizza pockets" yes it's exactly like it sounds like
we should definitely drink gin again. soon.
Apparently, acid is a good substitute for cash if you don't have any! Who knew?
Hey by the way did you notice my third nipple in my snapchat
Please tell me that I didn't call you to say I was swimming in outter space
I'm over being sad. I'm now onto thinking about all the ways in which he is a total fuckwaste
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