She told you broke her computer after the little square in tetris wouldn't rotate for you...
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
Just bought a waterproof mattress cover. Bring it on sophomore year.
He's. Duct. Taping. His. Phone. To. The. Wall.
Why i have shady connections. Owner just txt me asking to come by and judge the new stripper.
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
He's holding a pee stick. Yes it's weird.
She's relieving herself in the laundry room. I'm really hoping there's a toilet in there...
I heard from the downstairs bathroom "WHY CAN'T I WIPE MY ASS IN PEACE!" and a pisscrate of glass bottles breaking
Got home & pissed on my moms carpet like a bear in the woods. I woke up to a picture message with me passed out on the floor with my pants down & hands covering my face. I've had an awkward week
So will your sis find it a compliment if I tell her I lost out on some awesome dick to go to her bday dinner???
It was somewhere in between an airport security patdown and a medical examination. No groping or squeezing, just brief pokes and pats.
Oh god he’s a clown I fucked a rodeo clown
Also I found $40 in the women's bathroom at ihop. Karma is finally kicking in!
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