C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
i learned of a new sex move called the pterodactyl. 3 guys stand in a row. 1 girl blows the one in the middle while jerking off the other two. kids these days!
Yaeh! Back in our day we had to wait our turn for some party whore to blow us!
well there you go. the average partycunt evolved into megapartycunt just like scientists predicted.
I love you. And by the way. I found out a way for you to train your gag reflex. Elliot taught us in math.
My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
he said that he wanted to outsmoke the rain, I don't know what that means but I'm gonna go help him
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
It felt as i were a pad of butter melting onto a piece of toast.
The pigeons can smell the fear
Wtf
James this is colleen. This is my new number. You just texted my grandma about getting cockblocked. Congratulations.
You were crying and singing wanted dead or alive while trying to eat cold soup, I think that pathetic is an understatement
How on earth did you break your wrist?
I went into someone's yard so I could pee and I found a tireswing
Somehow I just turned an entire McDonald's bag upside down in my car and not a single fry fell out. The Lord really does work in mysterious ways.
Black labs can get you to do pretty much anything...even approach strange men in their bath robes
I got the security footage. Thank you boobies!
Guess how much it costs to flush your pants down the toilet?
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