Dude, just walked by a homeless guy pissing on the sidewalk while he was screaming at his wang. God, I love this city.
Why do you have Season One of Reba in your underwear drawer?
Why are you in my underwear drawer?
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
She gave him HEAD floating down the river in a tube as big a a tire. I just don't know how to compete with that sort of level of slut.
Just saw a woman in a hospital gown with a Steelers jersey on top smoking a cigarette while hooked up to an IV outside of the hospital. I love Pittsburgh.
I dunno if we should get high tonight man. its daylight savings. time travel is just too much for me right now.
My liver is begging me not to go, but sadly enough for him my feet and hands control me getting there.
Also the McRib is back. Lets get high, dress like cowboys, and eat some McRibs.
You slid down the wall and got into the fetal position. He was definitely judging... I was judging....
My mother is even happier about me having a sugar daddy than I am
my goal for the rest of college is to escape STD free. fuck getting a job. this is more important.
Happy 4th. Did you guys get your syphilis thing taken care of?
Im like a saiyan, last weekends hangover will only make me stronger
How do u ask ur friend if shes keeping her kid but in a chill way
How do you explain to your parents that you can't go to the library because you got banned for being drunk in there... on a Sunday afternoon?
That's $100,000 of quality education right there.
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