If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
Just found out I have to work new year's eve. It's like one final 'fuck you' from 2009.
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
Just had a dream about an abnormally large bottle of tequila. No more depressed drinking for me.
He was waring a speedo fashioned out of american flag bandanas and when he got hard he said "you're such a patriot...raising the american flag like that"
asked the girl next to us on line to take a picture of us and she shared her bacardi. i love white people.
We made a bet that we had to talk like Yoda all night at the bars
I don't want anything to do with the Darth Vader stripper babe. I'm just trying to make dreams come true.
The ultimate Father's Day bonding experience: Both getting bailed out of jail by mom for mooning some shithead cop.
He asked us to wake him up with a strobe light. We had it going in front of his face full power for half and hour and he didn't even blink.
All i really remember is meeting this guy dressed as jesus and i kept taking his wine and saying "the body of christ!"
I also woke up in my friends room to 3 girls and a naked boy on the floor but thats besides the point
I'd do them all but honestly I'm so high that I probably should have a chaperone.
Apparently I told him he would be good for human sacrifice.
My husband gave me a key to his house. I thinks this means we're getting kinda serious.
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
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