if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
his balls ACTUALLY tasted like nuts
had another sex dream about alec baldwin...
He's a good guy, we stopped by his old church.
And you didn't burst into flames?
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She poured a bottle of rum in the champagne fountain, did like 5 jello shots at the same time, then lit herself on fire. Twice. This is how everyone should turn 21.
I am going to wait until he wakes up to set his couch on fire and then pee it out. That way he knows it was not an accident.
I wish I was in the big bed with a naked you post sex eating chicken nuggets
I want my birthday to be like the hunger games where all the contenders for my vaj have to fight each other off to win the prize
Can I have the second place winner?
well I tackled her when she was going to go upstairs because I was convinced that the house was haunted. You gotta stick together in horror movies.
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Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
yup and then I snapped out of it and realized I was playing beer pong against a 4 year old... and losing
Hydrocodon makes you feel like a fairy made out of pudding
Then James put his arms through the window and grabbed him, like he was Robocop. A nerdy, portly Robocop.
Who is this?
Pretty sure I scared her away last night by putting a vodka tampon in my ass
What's the blow job-backrub exchange rate these days? I've got some killer stress knots
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