I am now Facebook friends with Donkey Lips from Salute Your Shorts
I love how you send me nude pics of girls you're fucking and name them by which city they're in instead of their name. "This is Nashville, this is Tupelo, this is Jackson..."
That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
apparently they wrote a song entitled "butt slut" about her... im thinking shes not girlfriend material.
I tipped the hot bartender my entire wallet. Again.
i'm sad. The beetle crawled away. I was only trying to get him stoned.
please tell me you're in jail and for some reason they have wifi
In the bath trying to absorb water through my skin because I can't drink it.. That hungover
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I feel like I should go door-to-door apologizing to America.
Next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
Kinda hard to look your partner in the face the day after a rousing game of How Many Ways Can I Capture Your Penis.
How many Wendy's frosties do you think it would take to fill a bathtub?
I masterbated to his instagram page. Too far or....?
Haha I wasn't coming anyway. I'm watching Snow White and don't want to put pants back on. Those are completely unrelated. Have a good night.
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