How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
And then i had a penis in each hand. It was magical.
Telling me that I would make a great "occasional fuck" was not appreciated.
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
He pointed at some girls and said "I'm gonna have sex with them girls over there", and disappeared.
He told me he wanted a penis beard so that he could look at girls faces when they gave him blowjobs. i have to say, i kind of admire his creativity
I met her at the quidditch match. She was the snitch and I caught her. After at the bar she walked up grabbed my hand and said snitches have flesh memories.
i woke up in just my socks. my clothes were outside, he had rugburn on his elbows, and a window was broken.
I may not be his cup of tea, but I bet I'm his 10th shot of tequila
well i mean, we just followed them into an alien and astronaut party. there was tin foil everywhere
i sent my dealer a picture of the money i would pay him. i also told him i would pay him in cheez-its if he would prefer that.
Have 7 min to kill while I wait for liquor store to open. Feels really awkward.
But Keith is doing MDMA for New Years and he's 39.
Keith has a beautiful 20 year old girlfriend, a good job and a cute puppy. We can't all be Keith.
But I want to be Keith.
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