My Vagina smells like Nemo again.
2 bagels in my tummy and my herpes on my mind
I just learned in bio that our sole purpose for life is to have sex.. so your high number is acceptable. its actually lacking.
I just did the nutritional comparison between 2% milk and Bud Light Lime.. the beer had less calories, less carbs, and less fat. It's not looking good for milk in my life anymore
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
Yeah go get her. And don't bring her clothes I want her to walk back in her Christmas stocking dress. Take pictures.
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
Just orgasmed in canada. I should get a sticker or something that says I orgasmed in a different country.
Pretty sure that I got the MVP of wedding reception... woke up on the bench in the hallway of a hotel and we did NOT start the night there.
I'm one ex away from doing an entire victory lap of all of the guys I've hooked up with since second semester of freshman year. Single me is scary.
I masterbate to the thought of you. You totally aren't just a booty call.
Do you think I'm short enough to dress up in a ghost costume and go trick or treating and have people believe that I'm actually a child?
I have a corndog on my dresser and a trashcan of puke. Thanks for a great night!
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
She made me watch three musicals and then told me she was too tired for me to stay over. I think I'm being punished but I have no clue what I did.
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