oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
hey, can i borrow that thing you never use?
what?
your penis
I just made out with a girl with a life jacket on wtf is going on
I don't know what you're doing, but there's a dragon on my street.
A 20 minute car ride back to your car with the girl u had drunk anal with is the most uncomfortable thing ever.
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
You want to move to a city because of their promotional beer pricing
So?
This is why you shouldn't make decisions
Dipping doritos in ranch. Why doesn't he love me?
The TA leading my study session just said "now get outta here. I need to get drunk before class"
She said I told her "I'm to drunk to take your bra off." then she said I walked out completely naked to go watch tv.
The police report said that there were 25 cases of bud light, two hookers fighting in the street, 13 cop cars, and two road blocks, a kid got tazered, another got maced, and over a hundred people in the house
So that means its a bad thing that your dad found it huh?
You know what? I bet HE would do stormtrooper roleplay with me. I'm in.
Immediately after sex he layed on the floor and acted like my yellow bra was pac man
The sex definitely would have been a perk. But not sitting in a ditch was what I was going for...
You have my heart. You only share my vagina.
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