If last night was a website it would be called poordecisions.com OR uncircumcisedspanishweiner.org
he was CRYING into my vagina
i've never seen someone fall down the steps so gracefully... i think im in love
we were naked in his bed and he told me all about what a "baller" alexander the great was.
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apparently "preggers as fuck" isn't an appropriate way to describe someone...
dude what did you give her she's eating her pocket lint
Seriously how many times do I have to sleep with him before he stops calling me dude
I though us hooking up in the field was your way of saying you were an outdoors person
I gave my girlfriend a ring to celebrate our anniversary, she thought It was an engagement ring. Now im getting married and I don't know what to do.
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She said she was sorry for rolling around in her own vomit. Honestly, I thought it really added to the party.
She slapped a big dramatic bandage on my arm and people started buying me drinks...I plan on wearing a full body cast tomorrow night.
What part of I just want to watch porn, eat Taco Bell, and masturbate did you not understand?
My ex is stopping by while he’s working tonight after delivering a pizza to fuck me, then going back to work at Pizza Hut. This is what my life has become.
Give me like 5, I have to feed a moose and find my pants.
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
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