well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
Nothing ended up happening last night because he couldn't get my overalls or fanny pack off. I woke up this morning with one strap over my overall shorts on, my fanny pack wrapped around my chest, and the baby doll still tied to my hand. Ugh white trash parties!
Does it bother you that I left your underwear hanging in a tree at the zoo? i think the turtles are enjoying it.
we've been at disney 20 seconds and she already got the cops called over
Just registered some guy for opium withdrawals. WTF opium withdrawals, who does opium anymore.
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
the weed was in a baggy that had little penguins on it. i am so excited you have no idea
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
I hooked up with a guy dressed as Wesley from the Princess Bride. I kept telling him what I wanted him to do and all he would say was "as you wish"
All you kept saying was, " Barack fucking Obama. FUCK Michelle" and then you motorboated me.
So you are wearing a heart monitor while drinking?
Yea, they said carry on with my everyday activity.
I just gave them my two week notice. Now is the perfect time to fuck my boss's son
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
besides the unzipped fly, the black eye and the toilet paper on your shoe you looked really sexy today baby!
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