this guy at work is bossing me around at work. He is 24 and still has highlights and spikes his hair.
You're getting bossed around by a 1999 Highschool Yearbook picture?
So baked. Thought the twigs on the sidewalk were caterpillars with the ability to harden in self defense. Had to pick one up to be sure.
It's been over a month and I still can't find the bra I wore out on new years eve.
shouldve known this week was gonna be bad when I threw up in my coffee mug
I just negotiated a blow job for an interview.
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
I'm sorry for throwing the cheese everywhere, but it wasn't my fault. No one was enforcing disipline so not really my fault for not behaving
test run with donkey pinata disastrous. broken glass and tequila EVERYWHERE
I told you in the isle if you get the one that vibrates that I masturbating with it. Your fault.
Bullshit. You owe me a toothbrush.
I hope. Last year I got lost in New Orleans and some guy named Cookie walked me home while I cried.
I'm sorry I keep having sex wth your friends. I'm done, for real. Unless cole is interested. Other than that, I'm done.
Is it bad if I look at someone i dont know and just want to punch them in the face?
I just walked in on her masturbating to a social anxiety video...
Is that strawberry winking at me??
I took advantage of the fact that my mentee had to go to the bathroom to throw up in the other stall. I'm going to hell for being hungover at an elementary school.
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