Apparently you make a good broom.
i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
for me the strap perfect is like a chastity belt
The coffee from our coffee maker just hasn't tasted normal since we made Mac n cheese in it that one time....
whiskey dick. though we did manage to break my closet door and flood the bathroom.
I'm pretty sure you and I ate the entire Keebler elf weed workshop
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
It only takes one line of cocaine, and you try to shotput a fucking kitchen table
I will pepper spray him so fast I don't even care
how do you politely tell someone their toddler looks alarmingly similar to the berries and cream guy
Perfect. I'll put on my party clothes and write emergency numbers on my arm
I imagine you as a cat holding your burrito with two paws and cutely eating it
Shit. My boss is having me meet and greet with the new doc upstairs. Do you think his doctor powers will detect that I'm still high?
I'm so gassy and it's your fault.
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