yo I sort of want to fuck rachel maddow. but I'm not a lesbian. actually I reaally want to so maybe I am a lesbian. at least on weekdays at 9.
We can make salsa ya know, maybe even some hot sauce. That doesn't mean we're married.
Ask me how many people I've slept with. Because its changed since I last saw you.
I saw you 20 MINUTES AGO. You need to stop this.
I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
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This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
The paper boy just woke me up in the front yard again.
there comes a time in a mans life when you ask yourself, will i fake love for blowjobs? and the answer is always yes
Also, my phone autocorrects ENABLER to all caps. I think I drunk text the word too often.
definitely fulfilled the lesbian status quo and fucked her in the back seat of my prius
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I figure hes like disneyworld. You know youre only going once or twice in life. Might as well have fun and ride the rides
Can I steal her, take her home, and feed her only vodka?
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
The crooked penis I maybe could have looked past...but no foreplay? Deal breaker.
yeah im watching him make his speech now. cant take him seriously tho. hes talking about funding for education and all i can think about is how ive seen what he looks like wearing womens underwear...
im buying my prof a giftcard to the state store bc he talked ab crying into a glass of tequila so he deserves it
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