i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
You never realize just how much you have to be thankful for until you almost shit yourself in a Target.
I just realized that i have never seen about 30 percent of my friends sober before
theres always time to masturbate. my grandpa taught me that.
The lesbians are drunkenly meowing in the hallway again. This is the shit I'll miss at home.
I will never try to masturbate with americas funniest home videos playing in the background ever again
hey remember that 14 year old i met 5 years ago who i said i would bang 5 years from then?
Yup.
I've decided to tape numbers to the bottom of my heels corresponding to the number of drinks I can safely consume in them.
dude what did you give her she's eating her pocket lint
I'm sorry I put you in the washing machine. I honestly thought you would fit.
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
I'm questioning my decision to swallow this morning while my stomach was in hangover mode
I just made mac at 3:10 am... My life is falling apart...
Right in the middle of our simultaneous orgasms, he shouted "HAPPY NEW YEAR" ruining the intimacy
You kept yelling stranger danger at Nick because he was talking to that girl you didn't like. Your not invited ever again.
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