Do you know that poor pathetic girl that we should be friends with
Smoked a bowl on a rollercoaster. Literally ON. Beat that.
Two grown ass men just come into the bar riding humongous tricyles
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
I had a sex dream. With two guys. And my subconscious decided to put your dick on BOTH OF THEM. If there is a society where that does not mean "I cherish you" I do not want to live there.
i woke up in a bed of pop tarts
My walk of shame is starting to become positively reinforcing; I stop by Starbucks and when I leave I look someone just heading to work.
Is it ironic that our divorce court is a block from where we had our reception? Or is it just sad? Alanis has confused my understanding of irony.
It's going to turn into you and me throwing down in a devastating lip-synch battle while everyone else stands around awkwardly.
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
first he passed out on the toilet...then hugged it and screamed no no no as i tried to pull him out
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
Do you just want me to shit in a Jack-o-latern
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
Randomize
