oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
went out last night and woke up on the bathroom floor again, thinking about just moving my bed in there.
it's like your virginity...sometimes you have to pretend like it's still there
you were asking all the dicks on chatroulette if they had daddy issues
We had phone sex and he came in his sink. i will never eat off one of his plates again
he thinks the dog can do a keg stand. i will let you know how it turns out
I found him in bed on a pullout couch with another dude. He had two empty puke buckets and his empty bottle of jagermeister right by his head.
It felt as i were a pad of butter melting onto a piece of toast.
You may be in san diego, but I just watched a guy in a wheelchair sing walking in memphis for karaoke. Check and mate.
You bet your firm but soft ass I miss you
you're not celebrating your 21st birthday right unless you give a male stripper a hand job, flash the bartender, and win a free vibrator.
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
I was grinding with girl while I was eating french fries, and she turned around to hook up with me. She ate my fries.
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