Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
It was everywhere, it looked like he just took the leftovers and threw them around the bathroom... Festively...
Do you ever wonder how many people have prayed for you to be a better person?
EW EW EW EW THAT PENIS BELONGS TO SOMEONE'S FATHER! THAT PENIS BELONGS TO OUR FRIEND'S FATHER! THAT PENIS HELPED CREATE OUR FRIEND! YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO ADMIRE IT!
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He sent me a pic and IT CURVED OUT OF THE PICTURE! Curved. Out. Of. The. Picture.
It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free
currently waiting for her to check in on Facebook, the second she does I'm there. someone is getting laid tonight
I'm not stalking, she is pretty much begging me to come find her if she checks in
He played pinball with my ovaries. He won.
I feel as if we moved beyond the hook up stage when she blew me as I drunkenly finished my chicken nuggets.
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I didnt want you guys to know I needed to puke, so I just nonchalantly did in my solo cup and threw it out the window
You got me 4 pizzas and i just saw this. I'm too drunk for this shit. I just yelled "4 pizzas holy shit!" At the pizza dude
he would snap chat his dick as like Harry Potter
the fact you finally accept your bi don't shock me but as your fuck buddy I expect you girls to go family style on me
Are you alive? Cause this is my official "im actually alive" text.
I refuse to shit my pants for anyone except Cher and Christina Aguilera!
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