Ducking stuck downtown...all the fuxkig roads are blixkded
I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
It was awkward until we both realized our obsessions with harry potter and sangrias were the same. Now were in love.
You need tk get a life and stop texting me about fictional characters. I don't give a shit.
Just barfed in my hand. Needless to say, this day is off to a great start
Grown men dancing to Spice Girls and a girl wearing one shoe. I belong here
She washed her feet in the sink at white castle. I want this girl in my life.
Tell me you remember me getting a tampon from the girl throwing up in the next stall
after last night my drinking related hospital bracelet collection is up to 13
"it's Wednesday" isn't a good enough excuse to take my debit card and use it for your own drunken needs. You owe me 250 bro
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
yeah the cable guy is coming and everybody is hiding all the pieces in the house. we are up to thirty two. like a fun game of smokable scavener hunt.
So he's compensating for a really small penis. Either that or he's a drug lord.
Sorry about waking up naked in your bed this morning.
It's 4 am here and I just vomited myself awake....Not rising OR shining any time soon
my face feels like mints and my body feels like tingles
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