So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
Hold on im havin a staring contest with my cat
i think i made a good impression on his friends wen i survived 55 cup beer pong
I need a picture of your dick for my friends birthday card
How dare you. Idk what you called me, and neither does google translate, but you better take it back.
I was the king of the handle race. My team finished it in 56 minutes.
you don't get it. Nobody wins a handle race. there just degrees of losing.
Lube is flammable
Who is this??
Her virginity is one of the last things that remains of our childhood.
You both ran and jumped into the tub yelling Jamaican bobsled team
Sadly, she's the porn star that got away
Fuck you, I'm yelling at a mountain right now
Woke up at noon, still drunk, naked, with another girl next to me. When she wakes up, I'm gonna have my SECOND lesbian experience with her. How's your 2015 going?
Working nightshift means its never too early to start drinking- and you can quote me on that
I want sex. When is an appropriate time post funeral to ask for something like that. Like when it gets dark out?
Sitting across the table from one of my high school teachers who hasn't seen me since I was about 16 drinking a beer wearing a leotard
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