How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
they could make at least 3 episode of "i shouldn't be alive" out of my weekend
I'm dreading the fact that when the dominoes guy comes, he will ask me if i placed an order under the name "high as shit".
I just took boredom to a whole new level. I just auto-tuned and remixed today's western civ lecture
Then I received a text in French, that roughly translated to "all you'll ever be good for is sex on the Internet"
Just woke up with three stitches in my left boob. Nevertheless, I think I'm going to like this school.
I just had some guy offer to eat me out on my lunch break... I think single life is getting better everyday
He yelled at me to keep it in my pants and I replied with I will fuck your roommate as much as I please. Oops
Some how my underwear was hanging from the antlers of a antelope head on the wall of the hotel........
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
My Sexting was not on an AP level
Alcohol won't break your heart. I mean, unless it's all gone maybe
It's a sad night when one of your friend texts you that she's going on a date with someone you know and then invites you to maybe have a drink after
I'm drunk still and I cried and now I'm watching Whitney Houston singing the national anthem and I'm crying more
Come get me...at gazebo by side entrance....im passed out in a bush...this is a Bar A bouncer texting for your buddy
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