normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
last night i got mauled by 2 gay men who were trying to make each other jealous by making the other think they could swing back- you're going to love atl
You asked him to stand still, you put your leg on his shoulder, started dry humping the air
... was I dreaming when we did coke off of the xbox, or did that really happen?
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
he tried breathing fire using moonshine and a roman candle. would not have believed it unless i actually witnessed it.
I mean you were pretty drunk at one point you asked if we could have a glass of water ready for you in case you choked while bobbing for apples, but you said grape juice was preferable. You can't choke on an apple btw
If there's so much of a hint of a whisper from somebody I didn't tell personally, I will cut off your balls with a chainsaw, cauterize the wound with a flaming rusty spoon, feed your balls to your dog, and feed them to you when he shits them out, capiche?
To drink from my fkask next to a cop car or to not drink from my flask next to a cop car
Sorry. My phone died in the middle of you explaining why we would never work as a couple. Whatever you were gonna say, I probably agree.
As I took my shirt off he commented on how great my boobs where. I responded with "thanks, I grew them myself"
Seriously where are the good guys?
The friend zone.
Beard. Chest hair. Job.
The holy trinity.
Quit being awkward towards me every time the group is together. They're going to figure out we're fucking.
I know we agreed to cock block each other from now on buttt I WANT this one. I have felt his penis, it is godly, and I am going to have it inside of me, so shut the fuck up and leave.
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