i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
What time do you think the pilgrims started drinking? I want to be as accurate as possible.
the last girl i hooked up with and the last guy i hooked up with are hooking up right now. this is where bisexuality becomes a problem.
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At beerfest, hammered, going to try to not get naked in public but i cant make any promises
Well... When your girlfriend fucks your sister, the 2 week courtesy window goes out the door.
You'd be surprised how many calories hedonism burns.
I just conducted a skype meeting drunk and in the middle of a cornfield. I don't even think they noticed.
Dude tried texting you during but she threw my pants too far away
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That was a very uncomfortable conversation to have without pants on. But his mom was pretty cool about it.
i am rolling on molly so fucking hard i want to do 300 cartwheels
I have a bandage in my ass crack. In. My. Ass. Crack.
What's worse having drunken sex with hot married man or breaking the diet one week in?
Fine I'll cuddle you but only for the purpose of trying to survive
All I remember thinking is, why the fuck are there martians on the ceiling? And they were riding fruit. Like strawberries and shit.
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