why didn't you poke me back
your life is more of a joke than dina lohan.
if you\'re going to compare me please pick the classy one. Michael Lohan.
Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
you just broke rule number 1. If you can't lift her up don't date her
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He's the kind you'd bring home and you'd wake up and all your food would be half eaten on the kitchen floor and all your socks would be missing.
Is YOLO really just a socially acceptable way to say you enjoy putting things up your nose?
It's okay. My lingerie drawer is skanky enough for the two of us. Even across borders.
I still have a scar from the last time she gave me a handjob. There is NO WAY i'll stick my dick anywhere near her again
I'm wearing a suit and have no chance of getting laid or robing a casino. I consider this opportunity a failure
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Drinking a bawls. If I'm dead when you get home, yes, they are poisoned.
My breasts were aching with rage.
After this week, alcohol is mandatory.
I'm sorry I was just sleeping on the kitchen floor I'm too dead to think
In my defense I didn't know there was concrete on the other side of that fence when I tossed him over it.
You're both fucking idiots and this is why I should never let you two drink alone.
You walked in with a bag of weed and asked for a watermelon. For some reason they actually gave you one, and you made it into a perfectly working bong. Two of them offered their girlfriends to you for the night.
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