Dude, she looked like the Canadian Slam Poet, neck hair and all.
Springtime is officially here. I just used pool water to fill up the bong
if you were drunk and peed in your friend's washing maching, would you send an "i'm sorry" text or say nothing at all?
all hypothetical of course
Would you like me to write a persuasive essay on how you should let me suck your dick?
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i dont care. it has been a 14 hour day, and we are all celebrating by alternating shots and grilled cheese.
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
I worked so hard to shave everything last night. EVERYTHING. He WILL be answering my phone calls. Otherwise he's passing up awesome random birthday sex.
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So we were having sex and his roommate walks in eating a bag of chips. Then proceeds to talk to us about his bitch of a professor.
Did he at least offer you guys chips?
you said "this ones for the homies" and proceeded to pour the shot into your other cup instead of the ground b/c "good liquor is not meant to wasted no matter the circumstances"
I feel like I should throw some tampons around my workspace so everyone will know what's really going on
You know it’s going to be a rough day when you scream “Get fucked” at your alarm clock
He unliked all of my pictures on instagram, I don't know whats worse, the fact that he did it or the fact that I noticed..
Two words: nipple clamps
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