I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
you fucking puked into the top of the beer bong while i was chugging from it. when i realized i was chugging your vomit, i vomitted on the floor. she kicked us both out.
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
my voice of reason is faarrr too drunk for me to listen.
God you better not be texting me after just having sex with someone from craigslist
they're like a gay fantastic four
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
my sex drive just dried up, fell out, and is rolling on the floor somewhere.
He made me watch a sex tape him and his gf made. They were in the shower when her roommate walked in on them. Not kidding: she asked to join in.
I hate him. He gets laid, my dick gets laughed at.
I now have a "weirdest thing a guy ever did in bed" story. Cut my fingernails.
Yeah I'm gonna need you to stop it right there.I know this is supposed to be a safe space but Imma have to exit.
DUDE!!!!! THERE IS A MIDGET HANDING OUT RICE KRISPIE TREATS!!!!!! WHERE ARE YOU WHEN THE COOL SHIT GOES DOWN???????
Success! We fucked roommates!
I just talked to him. no worries he had the same fears you did this morning and smelled the dryer to make sure. you officially did not pee in there haha
What happened?
Vodka. Vodka happened.
I lysoled the money\n(631): wrong text lmao
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