So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
it only takes four glasses of wine for me to ride an elephant with a stranger.
Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
No fucking idea. Just paid for my chipotle in chocolate coins, though. Either there is a huge language barrier happening here, or my big boobs are finally paying off.
I just kept pointing at random people and telling the bartender to put it on their tab.
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
I was looking at our sex bingo and pretty much every single row or column has at least one kind of person that is harder to find than all the rest
We've made things harder for ourselves
The struggle will be part of the fun
Got cut off last night cuz this chick had her hands down my shorts and was blatantly playing with my dick while I was trying to order. apparently that's "frowned upon"
I just want cinnabon and vodka.
Seriously, you just banged the guy that wishes his dog happy birthday on fb. That's fucking adorable!
He sent me a flaccid dick pic from the bathroom at the bar and he said I'm sorry it's not all hard and good looking. Props to him - I did ask for a pic.
Today's hangover is brought to us by Sailor Jerry's and your dedication to my alcoholism.
That was before I lit my hair on fire
Omg I got up from his bed and almost did a header into the wall because I came so many times I forgot how to walk.
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