she just refered to her hymen as "the mrs"
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
this must be what syphilis tastes like
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Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
I just had someone I don't even know on Facebook message me saying it seems like I drink too much and should slow down.
i got two bottles of merlot and sorrows to drown, you in??
You kept trying to throw the grocery cart off the balcony.
I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
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If you haven't gone to the store yet. Can you PLEASE get me some clippers my balls will thank you later
He gave me the award for most entertaining blow job. That should count for something.
I hope so much that you got average or above average dick tonight because I wish you the best
I told my dad that he was in a band and he was all like " good job" and then he looked up the band and listened to their music and just went " oh have you disappointed me"
The drag queen you used to date and the girl you brought over last night are discussing your sex noises in my living room. I'm changing my locks.
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
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