doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
Lets drop out of school and be professionally skinny and drunk
Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
i need a new camera phone. my pictures from last night are as blurry as my memories. and neither tell me why i woke up in an airplane hangar.
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
I dont even clean my room anymore .. i drunk proof it for when i come back smashed with a guy
Why does he only make me orgasm when I'm about to break up with him?
first party of the semester tomorrow. thinking of wearing a huge sign that says "my summer was good" to avoid the 67 questions and get straight to drinking
I cant tell which is worse. That its only my third time doing laundry this year or that its the first time ive done it sober.
sick fucks of a feather flock together
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
You told her dad that you were gonna "superman that ho" I love the first impressions you make
I also love beards. The playoffs are like christmas for my vagina.
Fighting the urge to throw up all over my little brothers jr high basketball bench. Welcome home aaron
Just screamed wow while using my vibrator.. new low
Well supposedly when the cops came, they say I tried to get them in a conga line like Jim Carrey in The Mask. So....yea
I think one make out session at a bar per year is probably the best choice.