Why were you high on a thursday?
today's a wednesday
I asked first.
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
Found a left over fake Olympic medal from our party last weekend. Awarded it to a random girl in the bar last night. Its the only thing she was wearing this morning when she woke up at my place.
I am the drunkest girl in the tree.
I just made doing the dishes into a drinking game. crafty, or pathetic?
you asked "if this appropriate to take the the bathroom?" while holding up a bottle of vodka when you went to pee.
Used my jumper cables as a bottle opener last night. Really pleased with my problem solving skills.
You told me to ditch them in the park, and when she jumped onto the car to stop us, you told me to scrape her off against a parked Jeep. That drunk.
Someone got day drunk, but I'm not saying who.
It was me.
I'm sorry for not being sorry about whatever shit I did to you when you were annoying and I was drunk. That is all.
I brought a guy home then decided no. Took him back to the bar and said "I'm going to drop you where I found you. Have fun"
Then years and years after that I will send you a picture of my warped vagina from all the kids that I had.
I still have a little drunk in my system
Dude like i feel like i did ALL OF THE DRUGS yesterday
I hit an all time low we ran out of coke and I met up with my dealer at 8 in the morning for a re-up. great customer service though.
Randomize
