The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
how was the sex?
he smelled like pickles and burnt hair.
well, there's that.
every time I hook up with him I think about the fact that penicillin was a mistake too... and look how well that turned out. It makes me feel just a little bit better.
You were scared that your teeth were shrinking so you stuck your fist in your mouth. then you were convinced your hand was growing cuz it got stuck so yu started crying
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i really should have bought real food rather than condoms, olives, coleslaw and beer...
Changed it back. Somehow I didn't think my profile pic should be me shirtless on ecstasy, ya know?
I cartwheeled across every street... They tried to stop me but I bit anyone who came near me
I just don't understand how we smoked the EXACT same thing and I feel fine but Tim's over here serenading his fifth bowl of fruit loops with Elton John's entire discography.
If my mom walks in on me masturbating one more time I'm moving out
You'd think the first few times would have been enough
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I lost the bet. I now have to do all chores sans clothing of any kind. I give it a week before I'm knocked up...
I lowered my expectations when he started off saying "ah missionary, my specialty"
I still don't know why she was so offended when I emerged from the bathroom and told her my balls were now clean.
If you end up wanting to sit on his face, just make a sound like a dying giraffe and I'll make myself scarce.
Sex in the backyard? Check.
No but seriously. Just had a guy lean over and sniff my head like it was a freshly baked pie
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