i'm wearing my white shorts to coax my period out of hiding.
I just woke up. In the port-o-potty next to our tailgate. an hour after the game started. explain.
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
I was to drunk to walk in jimmy john's so I called and got a pickle delivered to me outside the bar , too much?
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i'll fuck you during the next apocalypse. promise
On a scale of zero to "unmitigated disaster," how drunk is he?
Well while you were being a dick I was taping back together a cougars broken heart
While we were having sex he asked me if I wanted to get wingstop after. I think I found my future husband.
One day I'm gonna have to send my roommate a "sorry I got high and forgot you were in the room and masturbated next to you" fruit basket
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Van sex tonight? No need to tell me how classy that sounded.
How's moving going?
Uh, we're on the way to the store to buy more booze
He sent me a dick pic from a port-o-potty in Boston. If that's not love Idk what is.
Well, he was practically tripping over his dick to get to me so I'd say my new dress was successful
Stop saving videos when you’re using my pornhub account!!! My girlfriend just tried to finger my butt because she thinks I’m into that
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
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