I left the party when things started to get crazy... and when I say crazy I mean: there was puke on the carpet, Evan was passed out behind a plant, Mary was making out with her ex while her present bf was making out with Nancy. Not to mention that someone fisted the wall. Also - someone is sleeping on your lawn - they might be dead, I didn't check. Later.
Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
Most adult booty call ever. Ha. We got down to business and still got to watch the colbert report.
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I think that's the key to being an adult though... Get those rapid fire beer shits out I the way early, then you can go about your grown man business
This is the point in ur life where u should realize there's nothing left but a spiral of shame
I should but I don't. All I see is an escalator of success
we broke up because he couldn't handle the fact that i've slept with more girls than he has. also, i've slept with the girl he's seeing now.
I saved him in my phone as "Well-Hung Burrito Savior." I love Taco Tuesday.
It's cool bro. The video I have of you drunk trying to fix it with the sonic screwdriver was worth it.
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Life if anyone rolls up to my funeral with shitty weed get them out of there
After he finished he laid there and told me how much work that just was. I looked at him and told him not to ruin a good thing by opening his mouth.
ARE YOU OKAY?
Physically? Yes. Morally? No.
Leaving the puke on the ceiling as a reminder.
Dude, A DAMN CHEESEBURGER HIT ME IN THE FACE!!! WTF was i suppoused to do!?.
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
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