DUDE DUDE I JUST GOT TH E BEST IDEA FOR A CHILDRENS BOOK "If You Give A Girl A Blow Job"
found: crazy homeless guy quoting Quagmire lines to every chick he sees. i think i win the scavenger hunt.
Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
just found his boxers balled up inside my tights, hidden in my freezer. damn i love college.
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If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
I may or may not be taking a bath listening to the Phantom of the Opera. This lovely moment brought to you by xanax.
We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
i ordered 6 shots "to go" what did you think was going to happen!
how do you not remember that?! you winked at the bouncer and then proceeded to grind on him while chugging a beer. i don't know if i should be proud or embarrassed to be your friend
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I'm drunk and I have your birth certificate
Tequila Tuesday.. tonight is the night I defeat the liquor.
I have class at 8:30 and I am not bailing you out of the drunk tank again.
I'm to the point of desperation where I stare at customers penis imprints through their pants all day
I can't tell if my roommate is crying or having sex and the fact that there's anime in the background is only making this more confusing
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
How are you feeling today?
Like Satan handed me a grenade and ass sandwich.
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